so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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