so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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