At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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