I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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