just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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