i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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