Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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