it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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