How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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