hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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