was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize