David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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