my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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