guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
She said her name was "party"
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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