Say something about gay babies.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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