Soap is not a condiment
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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