we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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