You're so nebulous sometimes
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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