Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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