I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You've changed since you got that strap on
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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