she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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