have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
and you fell through a lawn chair
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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