This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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