i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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