The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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