Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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