I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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