Only a mothe r could love this liver
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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