I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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