Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
How does one acquire holy water?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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