my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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