Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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