Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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