All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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