We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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