Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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