**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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