hotel room ftw
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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