Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You've changed since you got that strap on
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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