what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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