btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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