i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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