somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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