I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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