sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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