you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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