So drunk, too bad you don't want this
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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