i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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