We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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