Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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