Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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