This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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