So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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