Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
this is an emotional support booty call
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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