I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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