I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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